Greg and Tom Arnold sit down and talk about the business, and what Tom has done so far, being a part of the Comedy Central Roasts, getting stints and driving yourself to the hospital while having a heartattack, and what is was like to be molested as a young child, and then confront his molester later in life.

Greg and Dave pay off the "Amy" story with a personal call, talk about sex, compare their lives, talk about moral systems they choose to use, talk more about sex, explain how Dave got into the porn business, and finally discuss who invented the spoon.