May 6, 2010
Greg and Mike Gibbons reconnect on this weeks marvelous podcast. Greg and Gibbons remember the times when they played who can steal the funniest thing from 7/11, Greg can’t help thinking of white supremacist strippers when watching Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side, and Greg tests Producer Mike Cioffi’s podcast hosting skills. The guys take your twitter questions as well as you have overheard, Greg recalls seducing a young door to door magazine saleswoman at his mother's house, pretending it was his.
May 4, 2010
Greg does a Greg podcast from the green room at the comedy club in Seattle, Washington. He starts off a with a monologue, and some nice words for the greenroom waitress who might end up being his next wife. He tells the story of the first time he and Sneaky Pete went to a stripclub, where Sneaky Pete came in his pants after a stripper grinded on him, only to find out much later in his life that Sneaky Pete ended up being gay. Greg was playing a lot of "Guess the Asian" and had a mixed result over the different nights, and had a Cambodian woman complain about Greg playing the game. He had one bad guess while playing "Guess the Bra Size" due to a lactating woman. He talks to the comedians at the club, like Heather, who was a lesbian for five years, Richie who talks about suicide, and how he deals with depression, and John who talks about some treatment he's currently getting. Also, Greg deals with being a Mac guy in Microsoft town, and got some feedback for it, and wraps up by talking to Courtney the greenroom waitress about blowjobs, and why a certain type of headliner doesn't tip nearly as well.
Apr 27, 2010
Dave Navarro, rock and roll god, porn director, and host of
Dark Matter, brings pornstar Electra Blue to the studio. Dave and Greg discuss
their mutual addiction to oxycotin and Electra discusses her addiction to anal
sex. Later Greg tries to understand pre-teen girls and Justin Beiber while
Cioffi fucks things up. This week’s game of Overheard features something
overheard from a racist, and to close the show, Greg wins Liar’s Poker by
letting Dave go “all in” a first in the history of Liar’s Poker. Also Navarro
won’t sleep with men, although Johnny Depp may be his mancrush, in a straight
Apr 20, 2010
Greg has the infamous Andy Dick, who's been in the news lately for a few incidents, do the podcast from his home!
Greg and Andy note very early that they have to dance around some of the news surrounding Andy's pending litigation, so they jump right into masturbation talk. Is Greg too harsh? Marc Maron might be upset with Greg, and Andy asked him before they started recording to be cool, but Greg says it's just him worrying about things being exciting enough. They go through the steps Andy took to get back in the news recently, take your Twitter questions, explain why and HOW Andy Dick lives in a SHED next to a house he paid for, and cap it off with some glory hole talk.
Apr 13, 2010
Greg chats with Pearl, Eric and Scott Ian from the band Pearl for this week’s tempo setting podcast. Greg shows of his metal knowledge by calling Slayer Flair, the group debates if Madonna has C-cups, and Scott talks about losing his virginity to an older lady on Fire Island when he was thirteen. They take your twitter questions and all your Overheards, Greg explains the racial cell phone dividing lines, and Greg has special news about his book.
Apr 6, 2010
Greg does the podcast in Florida while attempting to both vacation AND write the book he owes his publisher. He brought his family out to his mom's place, and has plenty to say about the entire ordeal that has become his trip so far, while talking about the enjoying the holiday and his birthday. He takes the time to play one of the trademark FitzDog games, Rank 'Em, which he plays by himself.
Mar 23, 2010
Greg, Mike Gibbons, and Tom Arnold discuss the widest ranging topics in podcast history. Greg scolds producer Mike Cioffi for talking while recording, Tom talks about almost throwing down with the cast of Seinfeld, and they take your twitter questions. Greg gets chewed out by his wife for showing a testicle to see Cioffi’s date’s tit, Tom gets hustled by a Make-a-Wish recipient who never ended up dying, they learn that poison ivy doesn’t cause anal bleeding, and Tom announces Gov. Arnold is bringing Chinese money over to build high speed rail connecting north and south California, and possibly the new stadium somewhere in the inland Empire.
Mar 20, 2010
Greg talks to comedian and former Tonight Show sidekick Andy Richter in Andy's family room. They talk about etymology of sidekick, and bottom bitches. They talk about Andy's dad being gay and coming out when he was a child. They talk about all the topics YOU want to hear Andy talk about: Tiger Woods, Catholic scandals, retiring and enjoying crack, jewish food, Greg being an angry Irishman.
They play the standard games, Overheard, Liar's Poker, and Rank 'Em, and take your Twitter questions.
They also talk about Conan and the late night situation.
Mar 16, 2010
Greg chats with actress Ally Walker and writer/director Josh Goldin to this week’s podcast to mark the release of the film Wonderful World on DVD. Greg recaps his interview with Matthew Broderick, and we find out if he approves of his wife wearing blackface to his funeral, Greg embarrass Ally with his enjoyment of her nude scenes, and Hollywood’s discrimination of the Irish and their genetically superior livers is discussed. The group recalls the good old days when a parent could really rough up their kids, they take your twitter questions, and Greg finds a sexy potential date for producer Mike Cioffi.
Mar 14, 2010
Greg heads to the Night of 140 Tweets to help Haiti. He interviews:
Ben Stiller - Has a crush on Greg's wife
Dane Cook - on his Myspace fame and recent Howard Stern appearance
Dave Foley - On the pecking order of Twitter in comedy and the 2010 Winter Olympics
Weird Al Yankovic - Nicest guy in the business
Bob Saget - He works blue
Janina Gavankar - they talk about the Dutch fucking other countries
Michael Ian Black - Former cohort from Best Week Ever
Neal Brennan - Who talks about Dave Chappelle
Kerri Kinney - She talks to Greg about their dads working together back in the day
Dana Gould - Talks about his pilot
Greg Behrendt - Shares his tweet
Joanna Angel - Gets help on her tweet/joke from Greg
David Wain - On going meta
BJ Porter - Greg gets confused with BJ Novak and turns his back on
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Friend of the show
Greg also explains why he doesn't like Aziz Ansari.
Go to fitzdog.com to learn more about how to donate to the charity, or buy the video of the night.
Mar 10, 2010
Greg invites Simpson's Co-Creator Sam Simon and comedian Leslie "Big Les" Jones to the Fitzdog man cave for this weeks intense podcast. The group agrees on intern Brian's low sexual potential, they chat about last weekend's Academy Awards, and Leslie searches for a man to tell her to shut up. Greg describes to Leslie what could have been between them if he weren't married, they take your twitter questions, and Greg aces his sponsor plugs.
Mar 5, 2010
Greg throws an epic benefit for Haiti, only to get cock blocked by the Chile earthquake.
Greg's all star lineup: Greg Fitzsimmons, Bill Burr, Wendy Liebman, Nick Swift, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Greg Behrendt, Danielle Stewart, and Laura Kightlinger.
Mar 2, 2010
Greg has veteran actor/comedian Rick Overton on this week’s podcast. Greg asks Rick how he manages to get work as an actor despite his baldness, they take all your twitter questions (every single one), Greg admits to loving an attractive pair of feet but denies having a foot fetish, and Rick follows by divulging his vagina fetish. Greg shows his lazy El Salvadorian maid curling so she can take notes on how to properly sweep his house, Rick predicts how future Olympics will resemble the reality show Survivor with chickens replacing gold medals, and they play everyone’s favorite segment Liar’s Poker.
Feb 26, 2010
Greg brings this podcast to you from the road. He's taking his family to Tahoe for a weekend of skiing, and cranks this podcast out on the I-5 in his Toyota Highlander why his wife drives.
Feb 23, 2010
Greg welcomes comedians Greg Behrendt and Karen Kilgerif to this hard-hitting podcast. Greg Behrendt and Karen go over their anal fingering experience, Greg admits being intimidated by his son’s future dominance over him, and Karen talks about exceeding all of her family’s expectations by not being in jail. The group takes twitter questions, talk about the roots of the alternative comedy scene, and producer Mike Cioffi gets a makeover from Greg Behrendt.
Feb 19, 2010
Greg does a special mid-week podcast with Sarah Silverman from Largo in LA where they both performed. Greg does a little monologue before he gets to the show. Once there, he not only talks to Sarah, but talks with her boyfriend, and introduces some NEW bits for the podcast this week.
Feb 14, 2010
Greg tries something new with this week's podcast ... He does a monologue in his car on his way to the Jimmy Kimmel Live! greenroom where he interviews comedian Greg Giraldo while he's getting made up for the standup set he does on the show. In the monologue, Fitzsimmons talks about some recent news, and dances around the different titles he can use for what he wants to call this new bit. When he chats with Greg Giraldo in the makeup chair, they discuss different things they'd like to apologize for.
Feb 9, 2010
Greg chats with comedian/actor Bill Burr on this week’s sidesplitting podcast. Bill explains how girls who run track have bodies that feel like elbows, how Baptist preachers never shut up, and Greg drops hints of his foreseeable conversion to Judaism. They take twitter question, Bill talks about Christian stories' homosexual undertones, and Greg complains about being the designated toast giver at every wedding he’s invited to.
Feb 2, 2010
Greg and Adam Carolla synergize for this week’s ultimate podcast. Greg talks about his crush on Adam’s wife, why Adam is so unlikable, and Adam reflects on his final days on radio. They take twitter questions, theorize about the lack of African-American ditch diggers, and Adam gives Greg tips on the building of his son’s tree house/incest room.
Jan 26, 2010
This week Greg welcomes actor/comedian Joe Rogan to the podcast. Joe talks about having a marginalized opinion because he is a conspiracy theorist, and Greg talks about his recent plane masturbation. They take twitter questions, talk deprivation chambers, and learn the results of a spinning heal kick to the jaw from Joe.
Jan 19, 2010
Belladonna is Greg's favorite guest to have on, because she doesn't wear her "porn hat" when she talks to Greg. After playing part of a comedy piece that Belladonna and her husband Aiden had recorded with Greg for the AVN Awards when Greg had hosted, they start talking about the relationship between Belladonna and Aiden. Aiden and Belladonna both have very certain turn ons, and talk about waiting for their partner to deliver those scenarios, and what their ultimate fantasies are. After talking about Audible.com for a moment, Greg then recaps the SiriusXM show, which featured Jackie the Joke man, and ends the podcast with some topical talk, and a recap of the listener contest to design his logo.
Jan 12, 2010
Greg and Mike Gibbons have legend stand-up comedian, actor, and this year's AVN Awards host Dave Attell on today's podcast. Dave, Mike, and Greg talk about the pressure of hosting the AVN Awards, the plight of Conan O'Brian and the Irish in general, and which one of Greg's kids will most likely smoke pot. They field Twitter questions, talk about Artie Lange's depression, learn why Dave refuses to see Precious, and talk stand-up comedy by ranking five popular comedians.
Jan 5, 2010
Greg has Sugar Ray frontman, Howard Stern fan, and former entertainment newscaster Mark McGrath on today's podcast. After talking about the SiriusXM show where Greg pitched a gameshow idea to anyone willing to buy it, and Mark was confronted by a caller who said that Mark slept with his girlfriend, they end up talking about where the lives are headed after the places they've already been.
Dec 29, 2009
Mike Gibbons is back, and Steve Agee is here for the first time. Greg, Mike, and Steve recap the show they just did on Stern 101, and then share some recent anecdotes from their lives.
Dec 22, 2009
In the most epic episode of the podcast to date, Greg and Mike actually max out the CD-R the podcast is recorded to. While doing so, they try to get to the bottom of Chance's problems with his parents, give him some solid advice for his internship at the Howard Stern Show, talk about parenting, about how to be good parents, and shaved balls.