Greg and Bill Lawrence discuss how Jimmy Kimmel compared Greg to Howared Stern, Bill's whiteness, share stories of being fired and hired in Hollywood, debate the hotness of Mary Fitzgerald and her sister, and share insight into Charlie Sheen from Bill's time working with him. Greg talks about his racy childhood and menstruating dogs and Bill takes us back to the loss of his virginity and his experience with premature ejaculation. Then Greg has Bill play every game in the Fitzdog Handbook, plus newbies like Your Shameful Questions, Stripper Names, and a bonus one that Bill invented and hands off to Greg.